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Entry #6 The Goat?

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      The biggest controversy outside the United States is who is better between Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo. I am saying outside the United States because Americans only care about football, baseball and basketball when it comes to the finals. If you're reading this please do not take offense and if you do take offense Click Here . Also they named their football and named the "real" football... soccer.     I do not mean to bash on Americans just a little banter. Soccer is the biggest sport in the world and every country except the United States, Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico can agree. The heads of the sport are Messi and Ronaldo and have been since the 2010 World Cup. Allow me to break down each player.     Lionel Messi is in my opinion the best soccer player that has ever lived without a doubt. He is the reason I fell in love with the sport. I would dream of making the same plays he did during my games even the celebrations. He brings a different joy to socc

Entry #5 Mayhem

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           Don’t recognize this handsome man, it is Mayhem. This is guy is gold when it comes to comedy advertisements. Allstate really struck the winning ticket with Mayhem, he has everything, looks and is comedic. Lets take a look at one of his most hilarious advertisements.     Look closely... closer...closer....STOP! Don’t get ahead of yourself. This advertisement has everything now lets brake it down.     Many people believe cats hate people which I believe is true and others do not. That’s is exactly what is being portrayed here. He uses that image to make him the cat and do actions cats would do. Eat a bird, knock stuff over, overflow the sink and bringing a mouse to the owner. He said "since you brought me home that day, i've been plotting to destroy you." Yes I am sure most of us could agree cats are terrible pets.     The advertisement is trying to tell the audience that Allstate will be there for anything. The target audience in this situation would be homeowne

Entry #4 Left Twix or Right Twix

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      Oh Twix! When naming a favorite candy most people will not mention a Twix. There is so much to it though. From its hard crust inside, twisty caramel to its milk chocolate coating on the outside. This candy is so good, it is finger licking good. Im sorry, thats KFC's slogan. Twix should really create one... WAIT THEY DO! Try both. Pick a side .     If it's your first time having a Twix you might not think much apart at first. However, they both taste completely different, it is all about the fine taste. They are made differently and have a different taste, if you do not agree CLICK HERE to leave the blog... I hope you didn’t fall for that.     According to Askanydifference.com , " Left Twix  is enrobed in chocolate with drizzled caramel and a crunchy cookie inside that makes it more crunchy and sweet, whereas  Right Twix  is cloaked in chocolate with cascaded caramel and a crispy cookie inside that makes it more sweet and crunchy.     In my opinion the Left Twix is m

Entry #3 The Big Bang

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        There are moments in everyone’s life where a moment of realization hits us out of no where. It could range from an accomplishment as big as climbing Mount Everest or as small as getting to work on time. It could even be a time where you tasted something that punched your taste buds and made them tingle.      The reason i'm saying all this is because this just happened to me about 1 minute and 27 seconds ago. I put this little rock in my mouth and in my head this strong breeze hit me. It was a marvelous sensation that is difficult to explain.     I am getting too ahead of myself, allow me to start with the packaging. It was a small curious container that opened up like one of those plastic cereal boxes from Costco. It was as small as a mini travel size deodorant and clear. When you shake it you can hear all the rocks hitting against each-other almost like gravel when you walk on it. Since I wear skinny jeans the corners of the package pokes through my pants and the name on t